TODAY I REVELED IN THE FACT THAT I AM A FARMER AND NEVER KNEW IT....
IT IS A TOMATO PLANT ON STEROIDS! FARMER ME!
TODAY I VACUUMED MY BASEMENT....AGAIN.....
DON'T COME DOWN TO MY BASEMENT.....IN THAT SHOP VAC LIE THE REMAINS OF MANY LEGGED THINGS THAT MAKE ME SCREAM LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. MY BASEMENT IS FULL OF BUILDING SUPPLIES....I AM MARRIED TO A CARPENTER....BUT HE HAS PRIORITIES......WHEN HE CAN'T GOLF WITHOUT GETTING FROST BITE HE WILL START THE BASEMENT.
TODAY I IGNORED THE TENANT THAT LIVES IN MY BASEMENT...
I REALLY DON'T LIKE HER.........
TODAY I WAS THINKING OF MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR....
HE WAS RIPPING APART MY GAS FIREPLACE BECAUSE I SAW ONE OF THOSE MANY LEGGED THINGS THAT CREEP ME OUT.......HE THINKS I AM DUMB BUT HE MARRIED ME!
TODAY I WAS ADMIRING MY STOCKPILE IN MY BASEMENT.....
TODAY I WAS WISHING I WAS BACK HERE....................
I ENJOYED TODAY...................





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